grizzlygains:

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

That will always be one of the best comments ever ^

grizzlygains:

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

That will always be one of the best comments ever ^

(via keepingquietishard)

sixpenceee:

Pictures of Sunsets through Shattered Mirrors by Bing Wright 

(via the-hands-that-weave)

eraserheadsbaby:

the ol’ razzle dazzle

HOW TO GET GIRLS

officialtuxedo:

1. Buy an extremely large amount of snow

2. Send it to the girl you like

3. Call her up a few days later and say “did you get my drift”

(via pleatedjeans)

The face that launched a thousand shits.

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

(via skawillneverdie)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via reillytm)

You start off on slides and before you know it its helter skelters. It’s a downward spiral..

DOG IN A HAT.
HATDOG.

Say, Marge, what’s for dinner? #snospmiseht

There’s a lot of down time when you holiday with mum. #monstertailloom